Tastes

This is much better than the straight cock bourbon. See that tasting for details, but, ironically, it has an unpleasant finish. This cock is sweeter and has an initial bit of honey which is nice. I’d give it a thin 5.25 if I could.

Tastes just like my friend’s cock, which is ironic because he’s a chicken. Not a chicken like the poultry variety. You get what I mean, fellas. Pretty rough on the first sip without any sweetness at all.

Woody with chocolate undertones. Pairs well with Covid and Westworld.

Tastes like fish and lima beans... but that’s what I had for dinner. Lima beans are the worst, seriously. This is much better - hints of plywood and black marble followed by notes of polytheism.

Tastes better than your best friend.

As smooth and tasty as Kyle Busch punting someone for the lead on lap 263.

Faintly smoky in a nice way. A bit like making out with a twink who got high before he came over.