Horse Soldier Signature Bourbon
Bourbon — USATastedIt’s like watching a VP debate but it doesn’t suck.
Rabbit Hole Straight Bourbon Finished in PX Sherry Casks
Bourbon — USATastedDoes not taste like a rabbit’s hole.
Jim Beam Distiller's Masterpiece
Bourbon — Kentucky, USATastedI’ve had this bottle for a while but decided to crack it open for a party. It’s like... imagine you and a twink went to Home Depot and purchased a 1x12” of quality American hardwood. Then you took that home, your twink got naked and spread honey, brown sugar, sea salt, and roasted ancho chili essence on the 1x12” while you watched... that’s what this is like.
Blanton's Gold Edition
Bourbon — Kentucky, USATastedSometimes I think the hype on blantons is just that - hype - then I crack open a new bottle and give it a taste. It’s like... everything that was good about the beforetimes... before the covid... back in 2018... in a bottle. Also, this is my 69th taste lol that will never not be funny.
Jefferson's Ocean Aged at Sea Voyage 19 Special Wheated Mash Bill
Bourbon — USATastedI’m partial to a wheated bourbons. I enjoy the spicy sweet notes... chocolate, honey, cherries... all those things. Not sure the ocean has anything to do with it, but at least I don’t drink rum like a simp.
Russell's Reserve Single Barrel Bourbon
Bourbon — Kentucky, USATastedCinnamon and vanilla with a strong alcohol burn akin to smelling Biden’s aftershave up close while eating a pound cake.
WhistlePig Estate Oak Rye 15 Year
Rye — (bottled in) Vermont, CanadaTastedOak, leather, tobacco... not at all sweet like many ryes.
Angel's Envy Rye Finished in Caribbean Rum Casks
Rye — USATastedLots of chocolate, honey, maple... nice mouth feel. Almost too sweet.
Casamigos Añejo Tequila
Tequila Añejo — Highlands, Jalisco, MexicoTastedI’m not a major tequila drinker. When I do have it, I prefer a mellow añejo. This one is straight up butter notes with hints of spice. Pretty mellow.
Sipsmith London Dry Gin
London Dry Gin — EnglandTastedI like my gin like I like my prose: flowery. This is a great dry gin but... it’s not exactly in my wheelhouse. If you like a less floral/citrus gin... this is your bag, baby.