Tastes

It’s buttery almost like a tequila or a cognac... the finish is smooth, sort of like having sex with an accounting twink who isn’t a simp.

Meh. It’s not bad?

It’s like watching a VP debate but it doesn’t suck.

Does not taste like a rabbit’s hole.

Sometimes I think the hype on blantons is just that - hype - then I crack open a new bottle and give it a taste. It’s like... everything that was good about the beforetimes... before the covid... back in 2018... in a bottle. Also, this is my 69th taste lol that will never not be funny.

I’m partial to a wheated bourbons. I enjoy the spicy sweet notes... chocolate, honey, cherries... all those things. Not sure the ocean has anything to do with it, but at least I don’t drink rum like a simp.

Cinnamon and vanilla with a strong alcohol burn akin to smelling Biden’s aftershave up close while eating a pound cake.

Oak, leather, tobacco... not at all sweet like many ryes.