ghoulbuns
Reviewed
July 25, 2021 (edited October 9, 2021)
What is this? It tastes like Triple Sec. People must just love sugar beyond all reason. The amount of sugar you must acquire to put into a product that is 40% alcohol and infused with dozens of botanicals in order to make it taste like a pack of Splenda has got to be horrific. Also I see here on the bottle the use of Yellow#5 and the touting of using “Natural Flavors and Certified Colors”. Wtf is a certified color? Oh I see….you must think I’m just another drooling soulless mannequin, ripe for the mind-fracking harvest that can be taken in by a genuine sounding word salad huh? So that means this is just another fraudulent marketing ploy with no real fruit and no real innovation just a fancy name for the worlds most common fruit and a flavor profile that would please infants worldwide huh? Just more sweet generic candy for the dumb masses huh? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK WE ARE!?!? FFFFFFFUUUUUUHUU!!!!! *hulk rages and smashes entire kitchen*