Tastes
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I owe everyone a deep apology over how bad my initial review of this was. By itself this doesn't taste too bad but I recently did a side by side comparison of various Margarita RTDs and it became evident how bad this actually is. There isn't any smell or trace of agave in this product which is baffling because at 12.5% it should be present. But that by itself wouldn't be off-putting if it didn't smell so badly. We're talking Sicilia Lime Concentrate and dusty, syrupy Sweet & Sour mix. On the tongue you don't get much of any particular flavor. It doesn't taste bad per se. Just very cheap and lazy. Lime Concentrate, some sweet and sour. That's it. I'd expect this from a Chili's at a rush hour. This is drinkable. It won't make you gag but there's really no reason to ever purchase it. For just $2 more you can get the excellent Cutwater Lime Margarita. I wouldn't turn this down at a kickback but I still wouldn't seek it out. I'm leaving my original review up because it is still how I felt about it at first but after a more intentional tasting compared to other products it's evident this isn't a good product. If this is the standard, it hasn't been set very high.
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Another one of Total Wine's cheap offerings that completely surprises me. This is marketed as a cheap mixer and by all indications I thought it would just be another Tito's clone. Made from corn grain in Minnesota I wasn't really expecting much except an extremely generic taste and maybe even more harshness than usual. But how wrong I was! The nose is actually pretty pleasant and inviting with strong fruity aromas. It smells mainly of creamy strawberries with traces of raspberry. As you would expect there's also a strong scent of corn but it's only somewhat dusty smelling and it complements the fruity fragrances quite well. I found myself loving the aroma and it made me want to keep on sipping this neat. Best of all the palate doesn't disappoint as it fulfills the fruity goodness of the nose. This is a very creamy and fruity vodka with a strong creamed strawberry flavor slowly giving way to raspberry pastries. A nice, sweet corn sweetness underpins the mid palate and rounds out the flavors nicely. Sadly this fruity and creamy quality doesn't last for too long. This is a short and brief vodka betraying that it's meant to be mixed rather than sipped. Towards the back palate you get some of the more traditional corn bitterness that seems to define most corn based vodkas. It's not too bad as corn sweetness also gains more definition but it is a bit sad that the creamyness of the front and mid palate abruptly end leaving you with a bitter harshness. There's also a noticeable alcohol burn to the proceedings in the finish that reminds you this is a cheap vodka. Despite it's flaws the cream, sweetness and fruitiness of the experience still make this a worthy budget vodka worthy of serious consideration. I'm giving this an extra .25 stars because it's a great value but it's base value would be 3.25.
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The nose is potent but uncomplex. It smells strongly of potatoes and almost reminds me of the scent of a freshly opened bag of Kettle Potato Chips in that it has this oily presence to it. There's also strong impressions of metal coins and a hint of spiciness lingers in the background that almost reminds me of rye. While there aren't ethanol fumes you can definitely tell this is an alcoholic drink. It's not unpleasant although not my favorite. This is a fairly potent vodka in that the flavors present are at the forefront and aren't afraid to make some noise. There's a strong starchy-grain presence that starts off the proceedings followed immediately by a sharp metallic twist. It's decently sweet for the front and mid palate but there's also an astringent, fairly bittersweet finish that reminds me of coal filtered products. Although this last part may sound very negative it actually isn't. If anything I'm neutral on it because if just meshes well with the metallic taste that preceded it and it doesn't actually taste foul. Bitterness can be a positive quality after all and here it isn't a detriment. Texture wise this is fairly oily. About as much as you'd expect from a potato vodka and the alcohol burn is kept to a minimum. It's present to be sure but it doesn't overwhelm the throat nor make you flinch. Overall I'd say this is a pretty decent vodka with some atypical tastes. The metallic qualities can actually benefit it when mixed with sparkling mineral water and certain tonics. It's not a vodka I'm crazy about but I wouldn't pass up a glass of it either.
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Right from the nose you can tell you're going to be tasting an inferior product. You can tell right away that this is an odd mix of corn, rye and barley because all of their scents are present and feel disjointed. Dusty corn is the most prominent with an unfocused rye kick haplessly in the background. There's a bit of that barley graininess too but it's overpowered by the clumsy wooden notes that feel more like sawdust than actual maturation. Interestingly it has a strong smell of red apple juice as well along with fainter notes of very cheap maple syrup along with a faint trace of white grapes. Ethanol also punctuates the proceedings in a rather unpleasant way. There's no official age statement but some online research showcased that this seems to be aged for roughly 3 years. That seems to add up since this feels like an extremely young outing that almost reminds me of much better unaged white dogs I've had. This has absolutely no character or interesting characteristics. Once imbibed you get a weird medley of flavors that don't really mesh together. Young, somewhat dusty corn is the most prominent flavor in the front palate coupled with a faint but noticeable rye kick. There's an odd artificial medicinal quality to the proceedings as well, as if someone added maple syrup and wood shavings to a mild cough syrup to cover up the unpleasantness. You also get hints of vanilla and oak but they feel more like hitchhikers out of their element than intentional parts of the taste. Oh there's also traces of fruitiness in the front and mid palate. Like cheap apple juice giving away to room temperature white Welshe's grape juice but they are so subtle they're hardly worth mentioning. I cannot stress how young this tastes with all the flavors feeling more like a weird, unconverted bombardment of sweetness and grain than an integrated effort. The finish is actually surprisingly bitter and abrupt. Suddenly the artificial sweetness and young grains give out just leaving you with a souring medicinal note. Thankfully it doesn't last for too long. Five seconds tops and then the taste is out of your mouth for good. As you can tell I absolutely did not enjoy this endeavor but it does have three things going for it: it's extremely cheap, despite my negative comments this is extremely easy to drink and it's simplicity and strong sweetness make this an easy option for people who don't like more complex whiskeys. I may not have liked to savor this whiskey at all but if you turn your brain off it actually tastes of sweet corn, a bit of rye and some maple syrup. It's when you break it down and drink it with focus that it becomes a borderline undrinkable mess. But a few times I found myself mindlessly drinking it and being okay with it. Any soda or strong mixer will drown out it's flaws while playing strongly into its sweet strengths. Personally I would much rather have Crown Royal as a mindless sipper or mixer but this is an okay ultra-budget replacement.
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There's nothing overtly wrong with this Blanco but by the same token there is very little right about it. At first glance it almost feels like the most generic Blanco possible. Just a smell of agave. Give it some time though and you get this weird lemon scent. It almost reminds me of Clorox Lemon wipes or the scent of very artificial lemon candy. Back of the bottle also suggests a hint of pepper in the aroma. I suppose I can see that of we are particularly liberal with our use of the word "hint." Maybe faint trace would be more appropriate. Unfortunately things get worse once you actually taste it. Sure it's mainly a generic agave flavor throughout but there are two peculiar characteristics that really harm this outing. The first is an odd, almost smoke like characteristics. Once you let this Tequila air out it's more like a vague, charred sawdust taste that feels out of place in a Blanco. But the real deal breaker is the this bizarre, almost toothpaste like peppermint taste that permeates the entire palate. I have never in my life had a Tequila that made me feel like I had just brushed my teeth yet somehow this Tequila pulls it off. There isn't a finish to speak of. Maybe some mild black pepper at the end but that's about it. Much like a bad hook-up, it unceremoniously leaves after the disappointment of the actual experience. Despite this negativity, I will note that it goes down smooth and it doesn't have much of a burn. Despite what you may think based on my review, the negative aspects of this Tequila are honestly fairly subtle. It's more like drinking cheap Tequila with some toothpaste diluted in it than a peppermint assault that renders this undrinkable. Nonetheless I can't really bring myself to recommend this Tequila. I'll be able to finish my bottle but won't look forward to having it and it's more minty leanings make it hard to fit into most cocktails. Very disappointing outing.
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Despite being a wheat vodka this has one of the most peculiar smells of any vodka I've ever reviewed. It straight up smells like fresh, almost pine-y mineral water. I almost feel like if I got lost in the woods of the Pacific Coast and found a flask on the ground it would have this smell. It's quite nice actually! It tastes like a splendid mix of mineral water, nice, mild wheat sweetness and just a hint of of pine needles. As far as vodkas go this is actually extremely neutral with all the aforementioned flavors and scents being more like background decorations for you to pick out than any specific, defining characteristics. But I love the neutrality because it makes all of the subtleties feel natural and paradoxically give this vodka quite a woodsy, outdoorsy character. I wouldn't mind taking this out on a hike whatsoever! Texture wise it's a nice balance between oily and watery with the consistency you'd expect of a light wheat vodka. The alcohol burn is kept to a minimum making this an easy vodka to sip neat but it's more pine and mineral qualities just beg for it to be put in tonic water or quality mineral water. An absolute delight, I strongly recommend getting your hands on this Pacific Vodka.
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The Standard lives up to its name quite nicely. As far as RTD options go this isn't half bad. At 12.5% and $10 for a four pack, it gets the job done without particularly excelling at anything. It reminds me of a strong, completely average margarita you'd get at Chili's or other similar big chain restaurant. It doesn't taste fresh but it doesn't taste bad either. It's an entirely middle of the road affair that has no frills or pretense. It's a bit heavy on the syrup, the lime juice tastes like average lime concentrate and you can tell they didn't use the best tequila which comes at the finish. But none of the elements are out of balance either. It's not overly sweet, tart or boozy. Just very generic. But honestly? For the price I'd certainly get it again.
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Crafthouse Cocktails continues to impress me with how freshly made their cocktails feel. This outing feels like the kind of gin cocktail I'd get at a mid level restaurant and at 15.4% ABV they aren't skimping on the actual cocktail experience. The focus here isn't on the gin which acts more as a nice canvas with a kick so that the mint and citrus flavors can take over. It smells of freshly muddled mint leaves in a nice lime-lemon mix. You wouldn't be able to tell how boozy this actually is just based on the taste where the lime-lemon concentrates dominate the palate while the mint helps add some complexity and nuance. It's like a nice little citrusy burst with the freshness only mint can provide to a cocktail. I do wish the gin had a bit more of an impact on the palate as you can only really sense it in the finish if you look for it. What really brings this one down a few notches when compared to their excellent Gold Rush offering is that you can taste a bit of the lack of freshness. I did feel a bit of the concentrate of the lemon and lime concoction telling me it wasn't fresh squeezed and if I got this at a restaurant I'd assume they weren't using fresh ingredients. However, that shouldn't detract from the fact this is quite an excellent RTD. Most other RTDs on the market feel much, much faker and in comparison to them, this is still a very fresh tasting concoction. I'll be looking forward to trying out the next Crafthouse Cocktail flavor!
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Jack Daniel's Tennessee Straight Rye
Rye — Tennessee, USA
Reviewed May 12, 2021 (edited July 19, 2021)Here's a word for the day: unimpressive. I've heard good things about the single barrel rye Jack Daniel's offers but sadly their regular rye product turns out to be an odd but ultimately unexciting entry into the field. What makes this a weird Rye is that it has that Jack Daniel's trademark banana scent and flavor. Banana is the main nose profile you get with rye lingering awkwardly around the corner. You really need to let this one air out because at first pour the smells don't really mesh together. Once it settles down though it's a pleasant enough mix of banana with a hint of rye spice along with mild notes of artificial cherry that also gives it an almost medicinal like scent, honey and oak. It's not a terrible scent but it's really hard to be excited about. Unlike other more traditional ryes this one doesn't have much of that spicy kick you'd expect from a rye whiskey. Sure it's there but it doesn't really show up until the late mid palate and starts fading away by the time the finish arrives. What's curious is that this tastes overwhelmingly like bananas with some of the oak flavors occassionaly showing up so it feels like you're eating nutty banana bread with some vanilla extract. There's also some hints of a slight medicinal flavor at the front palate. This would honestly be a neat flavor except that it tastes really young to me. I really think this needs to be aged more because it has this weird, almost unaged characteristic to it, almost as if the whiskey itself hasn't yet matured and quite found it's identity. As the banana and rye kick fade out the back palate turns into a nice, almost cereal like quality. It's not very well defined but it isn't bad. Sadly the finish is extremely lackluster. You just get the oak flavors...and that's it. It's severely underwhelming and disappointing. All things considered this is a competent rye whiskey with some potent banana aromas and flavors. If you're a fan of those tasting notes, this may well be worth your attention. Otherwise there just isn't too much to say about this rye other than it exists and makes for a decent budget option. It's not bad. It really isn't. But I just feel like I want more out of my ryes. I'll be on the look-out for the single barrel Jack Daniel's Rye. I hear good things about that outing and this one shows they have the potential to make something unique and spectacular. -
I'm honestly extremely impressed with this corn vodka. I can't find much about it online aside from it appears it was initially listed as being sourced from New Hampshire but later having it's government listings as being based in California. How bizarre. But none of these details matter when the product is this good. It has an incredibly approachable smell of sweet corn basking in just the faintest trace of ethanol. It doesn't sting the nose with ethanol fumes nor does it have a particularly "dusty grain" nose. Granted there isn't much complexity going on here but this may just be the nicest smelling corn based vodka I've had the pleasure of smelling. There's even a hint of butteriness that rounds out the proceedings quite nicely. It smells unpretentious and approachable without losing sight of its neutrality. Best of all, this vodka has an amazing sweet corn taste that persists throughout the entire palate. You don't get burned by any kind of bitterness or intrusive ethanol unpleasantness. It's just the sweetness of corn vodka with barely any hints of its downsides. This is the definition of straightforward but when it's so nicely sweet it almost reminds me of sweet corn on the cob, who can complain? I still think wheat vodka is superior but from now on Rye Harbor Vodka will be my go to corn vodka for when I feel a cocktail needs a more pronounced sweetness as well as my favorite shot vodka. Seriously this stuff is smooth with minimal burn. On that note the texture is somewhat oily when compared to other corn based vodkas. Think Tito's for a frame of reference.
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